Love Laundry and Lies

LOVE, LAUNDRY, AND LIES (by Velora Fox)

“It’s not a date,” Dalia tells herself—dumping a laundry basket onto a sticky plastic chair.
Then Noah shows up at Machine 7 with rolled sleeves, a perfect smile… and the audacity to fold a fitted sheet like it’s nothing.

Dalia hates kids, hates small talk, and hates the laundromat—which is unfortunate, because her building’s washer has been broken for six months. Every Saturday at 10:00 a.m., she meets the same man between spin cycles: charming, calm, and annoyingly good at laundry. His name is Noah, and he’s clearly the kind of successful guy who never loses a sock.

There’s only one problem: they both lie.

Dalia claims she’s a high-powered creative director. Noah says he’s an architect with a skyline full of dreams. It’s harmless—until their weekly flirting turns into a tradition, the laundromat owner starts shipping them like it’s her full-time job, and a tiny girl with a glitter backpack decides they’re basically married.

Then Dalia walks into a job interview… and finds Noah sitting in the waiting room with that same nervous smile.

They fell in love between spin cycles.
Now they’ll have to survive the rinse of the truth.

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Continue reading Love, Laundry, and Lies if you like:

• Romantic Comedy Novella

• “We only meet on Saturdays” vibes

• Mutual secret identities / harmless lies that get complicated

• Laundromat meet-cute + cozy found-family energy

• Matchmaking side characters (including a determined kid)

• Banter, sweetness, and oh no… I like you moments

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